Now they decide to change things up. It’s more than halfway through the semester, the sun is down by 6:30 PM, it’s pretty chilly by 7:00 PM, and the weather is starting to call for long sleeves. Now the bloody freshman decide to get noisy in the halls and stairwells*. Maybe in another month they’ll get – dare I say – rowdy?
*This is not a euphemism. Seriously, the university has done a bang up job or making sure the only options for the students to get busy are limited to kicking 6 other people out a dorm room, breaking into a locked classroom, and going outside, which these wimps will think is about as reasonable as Jesus letting a woman be an apostle**.
**They would probably be embarrassingly good at it.